the law of syllogism

so i'll admit it, i had a self injury problem/addiction. now i will never live it down because my mother is so worried.
today i had a puffy eye. last night, i was up late at my church small group having a great ol' time. (she came from UTICA!) so my mother jumps to the conclusion that i am sad and hurting my self. here are the facts: i have been having a great school year, i'm a little stressed because of exams, i hit my hand on the little metal thing on the door and it left a large scratch, i got to bed late last night for a good cause (i'm not your scribe!), and i'm F******* tired.
this is my mothers chance to discover the law of syllogism: If Abbey has a puffy eye, then she was crying. If Abbey was crying, then she is cutting. Therefore if Abbey has a puffy eye, she is cutting.
guess who will now be interviewed every day after school to make sure everythings alright? (even though i'm having the time of my life)
sorry to post my frustrations, but i thought it was such a ridiculously funny situation. (i started laughing then got told off for not being serious)