list of stupid stuff

list of thing you should never do (some of which i have done, but i won't tell you which)

1. Make out with someone you can't remember the name of
2. have a lot of champagne before entering new York city
3. let a guy in NYC twice your age hit on you
4. go back to that guy and get his number
5. snort Prozac
6. smoke anything given to you by someone with over 10 piercings
7. buy banned books from Wal-mart
8. seduce guys who own ninja swords, Tripp pants, and toy cars
9. tell someone the name of your school mascot (OK maybe this only applies to me, our school mascot is a Trojan)
10. take advice from someone who won't let you see the pictures on their camera
11. kiss someone of the same gender to seduce somone else
12. let your best friend feel you up
13. make friends with people only for their drug habits
14. drionk someone elses corona
15. walk barefoot on hot concrete
16. wear a tank top to seduce the mexican workmen
17. drink listerine
18. take pictures while crossing the street
19. ask someone if they have 'shrinkage'
20. (drum roll) try to join wicca